This thing still exists, apparently.

I've been exchanging correspondence with a new scammer pal, but I'm not ready to introduce him to the rest of the world yet. The only thing I can say is that it has been highly erotic.

In the meantime, and speaking of scams, I've written a short dramatization of how the 9/11 conspiracy must have gone down:

UPDATE: Wait, no, don't read that, it sucks. Read this one instead:


(This is an old one, but I never got around to posting it here.)

I've won the Internet lottery so many times that I can't figure out why the Internet isn't completely broke by now. Maybe it's because I haven't actually collected any of those impressive prizes, which is pretty stupid of me, now that I think about it. So one day I decided to reply to one of those "You Are A Winner!" emails, and then this happened:

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Right! Have you ever gotten one of these?

Subject: ebay

how are you doing recently?
I would like to introduce you a very good company and its website is [LINK REDACTED] It can offer you all kinds of electronic products that you may be in need,such as laptops ,gps ,TV LCD,cell phones,ps3,MP3/4,motorcycles and etc........
You can take some time to have a check ,there must be something interesting you 'd like to purchase .

Hope you can enjoy yourself in shopping from that company !


WHO ARE YOU? W-Why are you recommending a retail website to me? Do you work there, or are you just a selfless soul who goes around giving shopping advice to complete strangers? And what does any of this have to do with eBay?!

I'm not entirely sure if these companies are legit or not (I've never actually clicked on one of those links), but what the fuck, I'm gonna waste their time anyway. They type like shit, so they're close enough to scammers for me.

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My correspondence with Nigerian scammers

So, one day I got an e-mail from a rich merchant from Dubai who was about to die and wanted ME to help him give his money away to charity. Why me? Because I'm good looking. He did not specifically say so, but I know that was the reason. Anyway, we began corresponding and soon we became very close, confiding each other our deepest secrets and aspirations, sharing the good times and helping one another endure through the bad.

This is the story of me and my 'Dear friend'.

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